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It's about 7:30pm Thursday night and I'm reading an article in the PI and here is one paragraph:

"...Up to six inches of snow fell in some areas of Seattle Thursday. Then temperatures took a plunge overnight, dropping as low as 20 degrees. Those factors mean the highway mess Boyle helped clear Thursday could be due for a repeat...."

Could they at least wait until a little later to talk about what happened overnight TONIGHT!

Like there isn't enough excitement already. Canadian Idol was canceled!! Ay.

-smasbu

p.s. - I sent my Bear off into the snow this morning and he's still not back. If found, warm him up and dry him off. There's nothing worse than trying to get the wet-bear smell out of a sofa.

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Current Mood: Pink
Current Music: Barry Manilow's Hip Hop Remixes

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Sometimes these things are just spot on.


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-smasbu

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Current Mood: Easily Amused
Current Music: Screams from below...literally

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Well, the Irish side of my family should be happy, although the Methodist and Baptist side may be a wee bit disappointed. Oh, wait...that was the OTHER quiz!

42%



-smasbu

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Current Mood: Alive
Current Music: Cat Sounds

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Peer pressure made me do it.

William Shakespeare

Blow, blow, thou winter wind.
Thou art not so unkind
As man's smartassbunny.

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-smasbu

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Current Mood: Lazy
Current Music: Reggae

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I don't really approve of Talk Like A Pirate Day, but I did want to know my pirate name. Who wouldn't? I hoped it would encapsulate my inherent pinkness (which it didn't), but it did capture my inner Disgruntled Employee (previous job, don't worry).




My pirate name is:


Mad Dog Kidd



Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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I hate spell check...I said RABBIT!

-smasbu

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Current Mood: silly silly
Current Music: Cat Sounds

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I'm thinking of putting out an autobiographical nude calendar for 2008. I'm looking for some props. Does anyone have any sheep, full size William Shatner cutouts, or used dental floss?

-smasbu

"And then you'll all be sorry!"

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Current Mood: Sleepy
Current Music: Buffy Dialogue

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Well, this explains a lot.

I've always wondered how I would look in a leather mini-dress with thigh-high boots and facial hair. Of course, I'm feeling a little inadequate now. Luckily, I have that email entitled "Big your piano, be a real man" so I'm just a click away from manliness.

-smasbu

Your Score: Androgynous


You scored 50 masculinity and 90 femininity!




You scored high on both masculinity and femininity. You have a strong personality exhibiting characteristics of both traditional sex roles.




Link: The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test written by weirdscience on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: Xmas Cats

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Well, this evening was the official Cat Weigh-in at home. If you haven't met them yet, you might find this of interest.

Wally - She (Yes, the granddaughter thinks she looks like a Wally.) is about 9 months old...still a soft, cuddly, pain-in-the-ass. Weight: approx. 6lbs

Elphaba - She is about 7 years old. Siamese and not happy about this new intruder...she says it very plainly. Weight: 9 lbs but probably losing weight due to stress.

Buddha - He is also about 7 years old. A Maine Coon cat who thinks he's a lap cat. Moves pretty fast when he chooses...probably should have a big barn with mice to chase. Weight: 33 lbs. (No, I didn't stutter.)

-smasbu

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Current Mood: Parental
Current Music: Jingle Cats

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Weaselmom thinks my sweet-peas are wonderful! I'm in heaven.

I heard CGMP on NPR yesterday! Coherent is a nice change for NPR callers. You go grl!

Has anyone noticed that I_Maenad has a funny name?



Name dropping is an art. I am an artist...except I haven't learned how to do the high-lighty thingie with peoples names yet, so please get a highlighter and mark your own screen now. What are you waiting for? I said NOW!

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Current Mood: indescribable Mellow
Current Music: I think I hear accordions!?

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Current Location: Futon
Current Mood: tired tired
Current Music: Stargate SG1

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